dutchster:

why aren’t gynecologists called private investigators

Anonymous:
Lust and Gluttony

I find self confidence attractive, but not arrogance, das not cool.

and fucking cheesecake is my jayyum

Anonymous:
Help! On a coach yesterday from London Victoria to bournemouth I was sat opposite a girl that I assume was going to bournemouth, cause I got off at ringwood. Anyway, this girl was beautiful and I've fallen in love with her a little bit. Sort of anyway. I stupidly should have asked her number. I didn't. She was bleach blonde, long hair, with a dimple peircing in each cheek. Mid 20's?I am heavily tattooed and there was lots of smiles exchanged. Kicking myself. Does she sound like someone you know?

There are unfortunately quite a lot of people who look like that around bournemouth and poole, sorry I can’t help you out

7 deadly sins, put one in my ask.

  • Lust: Something that I find attractive.
  • Pride: Something that I like about myself.
  • Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
  • Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
  • Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
  • Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
  • Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.

officialwhitegirls:

but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude

prostitourettes:

no kissing emoticon before marriage

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle