why aren’t gynecologists called private investigators

Lust and Gluttony

I find self confidence attractive, but not arrogance, das not cool.

and fucking cheesecake is my jayyum

Help! On a coach yesterday from London Victoria to bournemouth I was sat opposite a girl that I assume was going to bournemouth, cause I got off at ringwood. Anyway, this girl was beautiful and I've fallen in love with her a little bit. Sort of anyway. I stupidly should have asked her number. I didn't. She was bleach blonde, long hair, with a dimple peircing in each cheek. Mid 20's?I am heavily tattooed and there was lots of smiles exchanged. Kicking myself. Does she sound like someone you know?

There are unfortunately quite a lot of people who look like that around bournemouth and poole, sorry I can’t help you out

7 deadly sins, put one in my ask.

  • Lust: Something that I find attractive.
  • Pride: Something that I like about myself.
  • Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
  • Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
  • Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
  • Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
  • Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.


but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude


no kissing emoticon before marriage


girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle